Thursday, February 4, 2010

Bill's Book of the Month Club

I’ve had some time on my hands with the end of the fantasy football season, the coming end of the NFL season, the dwindling chatter regarding MLB’s “hot stove league”, and the lull in the NHL season. It’s too early to get into the NFL draft, pitchers and catchers haven’t reported yet (and won’t for a couple more weeks), and the Olympic break causes a big yawn with regards to following NHL trade-deadline rumors, so I’ve been doing a lot of reading lately.


I finished a brief little handbook called Food Rules: An Eater’s Manual by Michael Poulon. It’s a brief little handbook on some eating habits you should follow. I saw the author on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and it stuck in my head. This time of year, trying to stick to some New Year’s Resolutions about losing weight or exercising more, it’s an interesting little read and pretty inexpensive.


But the book I’m really here to pimp is is called Ship of Ghosts by James Hornfischer. Amazon has the hardcover for $18 bucks, but I was at Borders this past weekend and they had it in the clearance section for $3.99. I had to get it.


It’s pretty thick, but for that price, in hardcover, I couldn’t help it.


Naval battles have long fascinated me. Especially World War II Pacific Ocean stuff. I don't know if it's the little boy in me being drawn to planes and boats and soldiers, or some deeper intellect in me that admires the strategy of men working together in the engine rooms and ammo magazines like a well oiled machine, the way people think of a group of men clicking in perfect unison like the Indianapolis Colts offense.


In 7th Grade I found a book in the Wilbur Trimpe Library, some title like “The Complete Encyclopedia of World War II in the Pacific” and breezed through it in a few weeks. I searched Amazon, but I can’t find the exact book; maybe it’s had another edition issued with a different cover.


The Pacific Ocean is so vast, and yet, there are certain islands or island chains that have such clear strategic value, that it’s like a game of capture the flag – each side knows what the other wants to accomplish, but on such a grand scale, with large fleets of massive ships. And often times, it came down to blind luck. A scout plane just cruising around gets a break in the clouds and spots the enemy fleet. One fleet passing another fleet in the night, and one side spots a silhouette of another ship from five miles away. A submarine pops up to periscope depth and stumbles onto an enemy convoy in the middle of the ocean. Ships launching 12” shells at each other from 12 miles away, or more. It all seems so ridiculously futile, trolling around the ocean and bumping into the enemy, but yet, the fate of the world ended up hinging on it.


Anyways, I loved that book I read in junior high. In high school I had a couple of books about the German battle ship Bismarck, and it’s brief but colorful life on the sea, and then how it was found by underwater explorers. When I spotted this book for such a pittance, I had to take the plunge.

And it has been well worth it.


I’d never heard of the Houston, her efforts or the battles she was party to. I have the documentary “Victory at Sea”, but, as the author points out, even that comprehensive look back at naval battles has forgotten the Houston and the struggles of Allied Forces after Pearl Harbor and before we got back on our feet.


The USS Houston was put to sea in 1930. It was President Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s favorite vessel before the war, he made several trips with it and took the opportunity to fish from one of America’s mightiest heavy cruisers at the time. As the world plunged deeper into war in the late 30’s, the Houston was stationed in the South Pacific and was the flagship of “The Asiatic Fleet.” Plenty of people were leery of the Japanese as they started taking over in the South Pacific and the Houston was a part of escorts and relief efforts to help Allied Forces pull out of occupied areas. Relief was to come from the US fleet in Pearl Harbor, but when the Japanese smashed them the morning of December 7th, the outlook turned extremely bleak.


Houston was more or less on her own. The Americans, British, Dutch (who controlled the West Indies), and Australians combined forces in the area (ABDA), putting together a fleet of mostly light cruisers and destroyers, but the heavyweight of the group was the Houston, with a displacement of 9200 tons, measuring 600 feet long and 66 feet wide, powered by 107,000 horsepower reaching a top speed of 38 miles per hour (33 knots), and packing 9-8 inch guns, 4-5 inch guns, and 8-.50 inch machine guns. Still a mighty handful, but no match for a battleship or a carrier full of bombers or torpedo planes. Never mind individual vessels, it wasn’t even a match for a group the size the Japanese were slowly moving in on them.


But the Japanese still viewed it as a threat, and on more than one occasion claimed the victory of sinking her through their propaganda. Hence, when the Houston kept reappearing to fight them, she became known as the “Ghost of the Java Coast.”


Houston was a part of a joint force that went to attack the Japanese in the Battle of Bali Sea on February 4th, 1942. But the Houston took a bomb that knocked out one of her rear turrets, forcing the abandonment of the mission. Another US crusier, USS Marblehead was forced out of the battle, a loss that many sailors felt greatly altered the history of the Houston.


A few weeks later, serving as an escort for some reinforcements, the Houston came under heavy fire from Japanese planes, and later ran into the full Japanese convoy in the area. Houston set herself apart by fighting back the Japanese almost entirely by herself, and not allowing damage to the transport ships. After backing the Japanese off she got standing ovations from the crews on the ships in the transport as she slipped by to regain her place in the group.


A few weeks after that encounter, February 26, 1942, Houston was part of a squad consisting of 5 cruisers and 10 destroyers that engaged a Japanese attack force comprised of 4 cruisers and 13 destroyers in the Battle of the Java Sea. The Allied Forces were handcuffed by having minimal air support (a recurring problem as they had to hasten their retreat through the South Pacific) and communication problems (American, British, Dutch and Australians used different lingo and signals, and there were some trysts over the chain of command at times). The Japanese were considered the masters of torpedo use, while the Allies were considered stronger using their guns.

During an engagement lasting about four hours, the Allies lost three destroyers and two cruisers. A third cruiser was damaged badly, one of the destroyers was diverted to picking up survivors from the sunken ships and the remaining six destroyers, out of torpedoes and lacking the firepower to hang in the fight were forced to back out of the battle early. At the end, just the Houston and the light British cruiser HMS Perth, were left and forced to retreat to the nearest safe harbor.


Now light on ammunition, and struggling to get fuel from the Dutch port (who was rationing it for Dutch ships only), the exhausted crew spent the day in Batavia. Intelligence was that the Sunda Strait was the last safe way out for the Allied ships. They hoped to slip out under the cover of night.

Setting sail late on February 28, 1942, still low on ammo, fuel and exhausted, the Perth and Houston steamed into Banten Bay heading for the Sunda Strait. The Battle of Sunda Strait was on without the Allies realizing it - a destroyer had spotted them and slipped in behind them, following them from an estimated distance of five miles.


Eventually, the Perth and Houston were confronted by the entire Japanese landing force, an estimated forty ships in all, with adequate protection afforded by Jap heavy cruisers Mogami and Mikamu and numerous light cruisers and destroyers. Totally surrounded, the Perth and Houston began zig-zagging and circling in evasive maneuvers and opening fire on any Japanese ships that charged in. They caused plenty of damage, but only five Japanese ships were sunk, and all apparently the result of friendly fire as Japanese torpedoes aimed at Perth and Houston were dodged and struck other Japanese vessels beyond them.


Unable to escape, the Perth and Houston fought on until they were out of heavy ammunition and began using phosphorus shells intended to illuminate enemy ships from a distance to flood enemy decks with fire from close distance. Perth took three torpedoes in addition to countless damage from guns and sank just after midnight. The Houston was able to fight a little longer, taking one torpedo which slowed her down by knocking out the rear engine room that operated her inboard screws. In quick order she took three more torpedoes minutes later, finally drifting to a stop. Japanese destroyers moved in and machine gunned the decks. A few minutes later Houston rolled over and sank still flying her flag and with at least one determined marine still manning the .50 caliber machine guns on top of the conning tower fighting to the bitter end.


Only 368 men of the original 1061 member crew survived the sinking. Skilled captain Albert Rooks, perished from shrapnel to the head and torso while trying to abandon ship.


Due to literally being out on her own, Houston’s fate was unknown for nearly nine months. Her survivors were turned into slaves by the Japanese and put to work on the Burma-Thailand death railway, where most of the crew that survived her sinking, perished in POW camps. The full story of the Houston was unknown until after the war, when her survivors were freed.


I’m up to the Battle of the Sunda Strait in the book, about 150 pages in. It’s been a fascinating read thus far, trying to imagine life on this ship that’s cut off from Allies, facing an impossible situation, with depleted ammo and fuel and no way out. I’d probably buy it at the price listed on Amazon. Getting it for four bucks has felt like a steal. It’s an engaging account of heroism, duty and honor in a hopelessly impossible situation.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

2010: A Pictorial Update

Alright, well, let's play a little game of "what's on my phone." I just noticed I've got oodles of stuff backed up on here, so away we go.

From January 2010 Phone downloads
This is me, blind drunk, at the end of the Blues' Brett Hull Hall of Fame Night game sometime in November with an Asian Corky Newgent (my buddy's dad). I know the Blues won. When I got home I sat down to take a dump, puked in my pants, then tried moving to the shower to finish throwing up. I threw up all over the bathroom and apparently passed out hanging over the side of the tub. Kathy woke me up several hours after I got home. Surprisingly, she didn't freak out on me, but asked me "not to ever do that again." People kept asking me how the game was and I had to tell them I didn't remember. I was even surprised a couple of times the next day watching the highlights. My reactions were along the lines of, "I don't remember that" and "wow, I don't remember that either."


From January 2010 Phone downloads
Grant's Farm in...I'm going to say August. All adults got a couple free beverages and Kathy let me have hers. I had the Stella Artois for all four. But the beer guy was wise to something. When Kathy ordered her Stella, the beer guy quizzed her that "[she] didn't look like a Stella girl" and that it "had a lot of hoppes for a lady to be drinking."


From January 2010 Phone downloads
Think this was October. Four days of good hard rain turned the new backyard into something of a bog. So apparently I bought lakefront property. No kidding, it was a good six inches deep in some places.


From January 2010 Phone downloads



From January 2010 Phone downloads
Caden and I at Cabella's. Cade thought this dead animal hat looked "neat."


From January 2010 Phone downloads
He also wanted me to buy a boat. He really liked the yellow one, I think it was a Triton, so I tried steering him toward some cheaper pontoon boats.


From January 2010 Phone downloads
Rascal. Rascal passed away on January 15th. As best we can figure he was either 21 or 22 years old. The nicest cat you could ever ask for, even if he looks a bit onery in this picture. I took this probably a week before his passing. We knew he wasn't doing so well in the last year or so. He lost a lot of weight, he couldn't hardly eat hard food anymore, he didn't seem to meow or make any noise anymore he was so feeble, but he managed to get around alright. He had long good life, surprisingly, considering he spent all 20+ years living in the country. Cats out here tend not to live as long, with cars flying up and down the country roads and the abundance of predators - coyotes, hawks, horned owls, snakes.


From January 2010 Phone downloads
I'm trying to get Kathy to let Cade start playing hockey already. It's been a battle so far. We got him some roller skates and a hockey stick & puck for Christmas, and we've gotten him some hockey clothing. We saw this cute shirt at Wal-Mart for like, three dollars. But upon closer inspection, the scoreboard had "4th Quarter" on it and it had these goofy narrations on it about time ticking away and trying for the "game-tying basket". No joking. It was obviously made by some sweatshop worker in China who's never heard of hockey. I wouldn't let Cade wear it if it was free.


From January 2010 Phone downloads
Milky went through a phase where he liked laying in the bathroom sink.


From January 2010 Phone downloads
Brett Hull Night. I thought the video montage was kind of short, considering Hull had 527 goals scored in The Note that they could have chosen from, and most of the time was spent introducing this "dream team" of Hull's former teammates. Most of the guys Hull picked were able to make it, but a couple notables weren't. The highlight was most definitely a moment after Hull got to the podium, a guy in the upper bowl yelled "I hate Mike Keenan!!" Keenan came here after winning the Cup in New York and had an ego the size of the Arch. He tried mindfucking Hull and eventually ran him out of town. Hull paused for a moment, did that tongue-the-inside-of-your-cheek thing when you try to fight back a grin, and stepped back from the podium, shrugged and cracked a smile, allowing the entire Scottrade Center to have a round of applause about how Mike Keenan sucked.


From January 2010 Phone downloads
Kathy's big Christmas present for me. Both of our grills (in the background) were old and broken. You could still cook with them, but it was hard to control the temp. So I now we've got this bad boy. Four burners and a side burner. We grill about five times a week in the summer, so this is going to be awesome.


From January 2010 Phone downloads
Just purchased yesterday. Kathy's been saving up for a recliner for about four months. She wanted an oversized one right next to the fireplace so she can sit in it and read to Cade and rock him to sleep. My big after Christmas purchases were a HDTV, blu-ray player and a Husqvarna 18" chainsaw. So she can have her chair.


From January 2010 Phone downloads
The Dyson. We bought it on Black Friday. Between the sale, our coupons, and all the Kohl's cash we got back for the stuff we bought that morning, we basically got this $350 vacuum for about $190 I think.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Things From The Past

I was sitting here waxing nostalgic tonight, when I remembered a video game me and my brother used to play way back when called Road Rash. It was a lovely little game about illegal motorcycle street racers. The game seemed pretty innovative in 1995, although, as I type that now, it doesn't seem like it was that long ago. Hard to believe.



Thinking of my little pixel motorcycle racer clubbing another little pixel motorcyle racer in the head with a billy club or a chain brough back such fond memories. I remember that it was Bob's (my brother's) game, but we would take turns racing. I seem to remember trying to find a nice balance of trying to win the race and club other people, while Bob was all about the violence. He'd finish in last place as long as he knocked as many people as possible off their bikes or beat them senseless until they drove into trees.



Whoever's video that is above sucks at beating people up, by the way.

Suddenly, I have this great urge to try to find a copy of Road Rash. I've still got a working PS2, so it should work on there. Although Kathy might kill me (she's vehemently anti-video game). But maybe that's because she never got the satisfaction of fighting with her sisters over who gets to beat the snot out of the other racers next.

Anyways, I've now run up a couple dollar bill over at Amazon's MP3 store, buying up some of my old favorites I looked up and tracked down from the game. There's Auto Surgery, by Therapy?




Then there's two songs by a band called Paw, from their 1994 album Dragline. I liked the sound of this band. I liked the sound of music back then. Both of these I used to leave the game on just to listen to the music. I even had my one (occasionally two) man band do a couple of covers of them.

Anywhoosies, here's "Jessie" a delightful song about a guy's loyal dog. Is he insinuating at a darker theme in the song? I don't know. I loved it because I was an innocent little teen who loved his dog. Little did I know, that this may very well be a song about a pot-smoking, long-haired hippie running from a drug sniffing dog named "Jessie." I feel like Robert DeNiro in Meet the Parents, finding out that "Puff The Magic Dragon" isn't really about a little boy and his dragon. Dammit.



That's not the cleanest audio version of that, but I like to remember what music videos looked like before rappers got everyone to put "40's" and "bitches' asses" in every video. Here's a cleaner-sounding copy of the song.

Here's another one by Paw called "The Bridge."

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Octopus Moving Up the Food Chain

First, it was dogs who can climb ladders. Now, the octopus community is making a power play. they started out squeezing through tubes the size of quarters. Then, it was a few, random, small-scale attacks, presumably to test their killing prowess and see who in the world is paying attention to them. And now, they're arming themselves with heavy armor.

People, the handwriting is on the wall: Octopuses are aiming for world domination. And we, humans are their target.

Sure, you may refute that coconut shells constitute "heavy" armor. But it's just another small step in a series of alarming advancements by these increasingly intelligent creatures. And that's what they're banking on. They're banking on people saying, "oh, it's just an octopus," or, "so what, it's not like they walk on land?"

Well won't your face be red with embarrassment when an army of octopi pop out of the water in some personal hover craft outfitted with deadly laser beams? They don't need land when they've got flying death machines!

And I think we're overlooking something here: we only have two legs. They have eight. Eight. Think about it. While we've got two arms with eight fingers and two opposable thumbs, they've got eight legs with thousands of strong little suction cups. How are they already not on our terror alert scale or listed under the Axis of Evil? People, this isn't just a threat; they represent an imminent threat. And we haven't even discussed their water jet yet.

I hope we come to our senses, and not before it's too late.

Friday, December 11, 2009

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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Playoffs, Baby!

Got my win this past weekend, and as a result I punched my ticket to the fake playoffs. Not only that, but due to a team ahead of me losing to match my record, and my subsequent edge in the tie-breaker, I jump up to the fifth seed, thus avoiding a dreaded matchup with Pat's "Flickin' the Bean" team that's riding a six game win streak. As a result, I had my assistant go out and get me a few bags of groceries for a celebratory party.


Yeah, that's right, when you're as good as I am, you have a fat Batman as a PA.

The celebration party has been moved indoors as a result of the single-digit temperatures here and 40 mph winds. If it's going to be this cold the least the weather could do is drop a blanket of snow on everything.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Speaking of New Houses and Merry Christmases

A big shout-out to “Matty Mo”, Pat’s brother in law / tax accountant, who helped me get my first time homebuyer paperwork in order so I could refile my 2008 tax filing. I sent it off at the very end of October and got my check on November 30th.

Eight thousand dollars. Sweet. Plus, the IRS gave me $126.94 in earned interest.

So Merry Christmas to me. I instantly paid off my credit cards, about $4000 of the money. I have $2900 left on my truck loan, so I could completely pay that off too, should I choose. I’m planning on spending slightly more on Christmas stuff. But the bulk of the remaining $4000 or so is probably going to be split - $2000 toward the spiffy new 30 year mortgage I just inked, and $2000 held back as a “warchest” of sorts for home repairs. A couple of our appliances are older, so I’d rather not go back into credit card debt if one of them shoots craps. And we were talking about re-insulating the attic.

Plus, at this point, I’m five and a half years into my truck loan, so I’ve paid all the interest. The overwhelming majority of my truck payment now is purely principal. Basically, it’s an interest free loan on the last $2900 of my truck for the next six or eight months. Seems silly to rush to pay that off when there’s no tangible benefit to me.

Christmastime Is Here

For a long time, I hated Christmas. I was bah-humbugging everyone who looked happy, let alone expressed it. I hated all the holidays. But I don’t know what’s happened the last couple of years. I’ve gotten really into building a large collection of Christmas music. I’ve been buying any Christmas-themed movie I can. And every year from Thanksgiving to the New Year, I listen to Christmas music non-stop and watch every Christmas movie I have. Hell, I’ve been ranking them for a couple years now, like college athletic teams.

Well, the new house is all decorated up neat and spiffy with a ton of Christmas crap, and I’ve purchased a few more Christmas movies. I’m thinking about expanding my rankings from a top 10 to a full-blown BCS-like Top 25, only with slightly less corruption.

That list is forthcoming.

To use up my vacation time, I’ve been taking a whole bunch of Fridays and a couple of Mondays off work. Including the holidays, I don’t think I work the last 8 or 9 Fridays this calendar year. And I think I only have a 3 day work week (or less) for about 5 of the last 8 weeks. So I’ll have plenty of time to rewatch the collection and get these rankings nailed down.

New House

So I bought my new place on September 26th, a Friday. The lady, the kid and myself did the obligatory photo op on the front lawn and then began a chain of work that has just recently became close to being close to completed. We didn’t even start sleeping there until the first week of October and significant renovations were underway as recently as a week ago.

All of this is weird, because I remember liking the house because it was “move-in ready.” Nothing wrong with it, everything in working order and good shape. But somehow all that became stripping wallpaper, repainting every room, etc…

Here’s pics for anyone that hasn’t seen it. Those are the before pics. I’m about ready to put new ones up.

We’re having our open house on Saturday for everyone who’s been asking the same polite questions. How’s it going? Do you like it? How does it feel? I wanted to do the invitation like a cliffhanger ad for a cheesy sitcom.

ALL ALONG YOU’VE BEEN ASKING – HOW’S IT GOING? DO YOU LIKE IT?
NEXT SATURDAY, YOU…WILL…BE…BLOWN…AWAY, IN THE AMAZING OPEN HOUSE THAT’S SURE TO HAVE EVERYONE TALKING! COME SEE FOR YOURSELF. SATURDAY, 1 O’CLOCK, 2 CENTRAL.

We bought a Dyson vacuum on Black Friday. We’d been using my little ½ horsepower vacuum that’s designed for a dorm room about the size of 12 square feet. The little thing does a good job, but, hey, it’s no Dyson. Everyone keeps asking me, why do you need a $350 vacuum? Two words: Cyclone Technology. Ask anyone who has had a Dyson.

Back From the Dead?

Howdy folks!

Been a busy few months and as a result, this blog has become a ghost town. I’m going to break these updates down into singular topics rather than one huge post with 400 links, images and other things to go wrong with, then having a tag list a mile long. Here goes.

Fantasy Football

The most obvious thing I could have blogged about, but have hardly done any this year. I had a big, long draft review post set up to post back in August or early September, complete with ghostwriting from a special guest blogger, but I lost the whole thing to computer issues and didn’t want to recreate it. As a result, I pretty much lost interest in blogging about fantasy football this year.

Not just that, but I’m feeling uninterested in fantasy football. Now that it’s playoff time, that’s coming back, but there’s two things that have led me in this direction.

For one, fantasy football seems so random. With the implementation of so many two, and even three, man backfields, having a quality lineup is like playing Russian Roulette each week. There’s about four mediocre backs on your roster and four decent looking ones any given week on the waiver wire. Whether or not you win that week basically depends on if you can pick the ones that will actually score. Because they’re all going to have 40-60 yards on 10-15 touches. Total crapshoot. As Bill Simmons commented in a podcast a few months back, “why don’t we just have our wives in our leagues?” always hated losing a football pool one week to a woman in an office somewhere who doesn’t watch football, doesn’t know the players, coaches, stadiums, etc…but makes all her picks on who has prettier uniforms. Or one week, she’ll pick teams with bird names. It’s just about become that random.

Secondly, I got busted in one of my leagues for having two teams. I blogged about this league here. It actually had potential at the beginning of the year. Then the commissioner changed the rules and I started chirping at him. He made stupid insults back. I put a full-court press on him channelling my days as a teenage internet asshole. Mostly, I just called him a fag and expanded on this premise countless times over. You could see I was wearing him down just by his pathetic responses. But then, I got excited one morning, and while logged in as my second team, responded to an argument he was having with me as manager of my primary team. Whoops.

He locked the rosters of both teams and I’ve been unable to add, drop, or trade players, reset my lineup or even email other league managers since. I’ve still managed to go 5-6-1 and sit in 6th place of 10 teams while not being able to control my team for about a month now. My other team is 7-5-0 and in 5th place under the same circumstances. The best part is that my #2 team is still succeeding well enough to keep the league commissioner out of the last playoff spot. I still log-in and call him a homo from time to time, or ask him about his prolapsed anus, or how his dream vacation to Hershey, PA to see the fudgepacking operation went. He’s stopped responding. But fuck him, because my teams on auto-pilot are still going to bounce him from the playoff race.

But anyways, in my “Swingin’ Dude Club” league that renewed for a second year, things are going reasonably well. It’s almost playoff time and things are heating up again. My team is in the 6th and final playoff position with a record of 6-6-0 with one week to play. I’m tied, but own the tiebreaker (season points scored) right now by about 164 points, about one weeks production. So the team I’m tied with isn’t going to catch me this week. My task is simple: win to get in.

A loss puts me at the mercy of several other factors. For starters, the guy I’m tied with could win outright and that would be that. Or I could lose, the other guy could lose, and two teams that are already 5-7 could win their last games to make a big block of us at 6-7 for the final playoff spot. If that happens I’m screwed because the two 5-7 teams have outscored me, and I happen to be playing one of them this week, so I’d lose the tiebreaker to at least two other people.

Let’s just keep it simple: Just win, baby!

I’ve got the following roster:
QB-Drew Brees, WR-Anquan Boldin, Michael Crabtree, Jeremy Maclin, T.J. Houshmandzadeh, RB-LeSean McCoy, Jonathan Stewart, TE-Zach Miller, K-Matt Prater, DEF-New Orleans, IDPs-James Laurinaitis, Charles Woodson, Justin Tuck.

Projected Total: 153.46

My opponent:
QB-Jay Cutler, WR-Vincent Jackson, Mike Sims-Walker, Torry Holt, Devin Hester, RB- Ricky Williams, Adrian Peterson, TE-Heath Miller, K-Ryan Longwell, DEF-Baltimore, IDPs-Curtis Lofton, Darren Sharper, Elvis Dumervil

Projected Total: 153.54

I like my lineup better. Without extensive elaboration, that’s it, I like my squad more. I had some tough decisions (Knowshon Moreno @ Kansas City vs. Jonathan Stewart @ home vs. Tampa Bay, with DeAngelo Williams dinged and questionable for the game and with their 2nd string QB leading to a scaled down passing game and increased run game; benching an all-world talent like Calvin Johnson in favor of Crabtree, Maclin or Housh). But win or lose, I’d replay this game 100 times and I’m taking my lineup every time.