Hard to imagine a more deserving man as the inaugural winner of the Bill's Baloney Crazy Old Man of the Week Award (BBCOMWA, hereafter) than this Philadelphia-area man, distruaght over the closing of a library.
Notice he didn't mention reading at the library or borrowing a book that changed his life or hooking up with Suzy Cheerleader in the parking lot during high school or meeting his wife or anything. Nothing of the sort. They're closing a library in his old hometown, where he used to play football, live on Decatur street, and where he's now a carpenter who sounds like Mickey Mouse. Pretty much everything but reading or visiting the library.
Winners of the coveted BBCOMWA will receive a complimentary Guinness beer should we ever meet. Guinness is in no way, shape or form affiliated with either Bill's Baloney nor the BBCOMWA honor. It's just damn tasty beer. Brilliant!
Saturday, December 6, 2008
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